The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.
Stardew Valley.
You know what? I’m okay with this. Sign me up, I accept.
Samsies and samsies. Mortgage free farm in a quiet town with a evil corporation to screw over? Hell yeah.
Be careful in the mine
I’m playing fields of mistria which is basically the same so yeah I’m very okay with this
Sometimes you roll the Katamari, and sometimes the Katamari rolls you.
Minecraft Survival? Well, I wasn’t playing on hardcore, so I guess I’d be alright.
Or, hmm, on my phone, Pikmin Bloom. A vast army of adorable minions to accompany me as we wander around Chicago in search of public art; not so bad.
Fallout London. It’d be an intense half an hour trying to open inaccessible doors before I’d crash back to safety.
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Happily married, with a brand new baby, living in a large house, on a well established farm, with financial security and steady income, plus a small fortune in extremely valuable wine aging in the basement, near a friendly town with lots of festivities, where no matter how badly I screw up someone will find me and bail me out so that I can get home or see a doctor.
Similarly, my egg farm has just hatched it’s 10 billionth chicken that lays dark matter eggs whilst living in their own micro universe, my bank account is sitting somewhere in the vicinity of 80+ zeroes after the number, and I regularly send ships to space to hunt for artifacts.
I suppose I get to shoot down rogue drones while relaxing in an egg based utopia. I might have to deal with time cops at some point for using spliced timelines to make sure each egg is the highest possible quality, across all timelines that chicken exists in.
Euro Truck Simulator 2, so all things considered, pretty chill
Snowrunner, so yeah, same. Maybe I’d be lonely after a while.
Same here, I think I would enjoy it.
No Man’s Sky. Pretty sweet deal, I think.
I’d just start mining random stuff to put together to make better mining gear to mine better and more stuff.
Then just get on my dinghy and explore the 'verse while looking out for a better dinghy. Maybe plop down a few bases on nice planets, rinse and repeat.
Same here! Infinite universe to explore, I’d find a cool planet to rip around in exocraft, build a nice cliffside base, chill in a space station if things get dangerous, would be a sick time!
Elden Ring, none of that is going well
Baldur’s Gate 3, I probably would be praising The Absolute.
Meanwhile me attempting the late game swoop on Mystra because Gale somehow managed to fuck up being the personal booty calls of one of the most powerful gods of the realm
Valheim. My homestead is beautiful and densely forested. I’m well equipped and have provisions for days. I’m good.
Helldivers 2
I think you may have the fastest death in this thread. Average lifespan is what a couple minutes after launch tops?
That would have been an interesting statistic…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k5RqahhwTw8&list=PL0QrZvg7QIgpgVfKp7o0fFLREgrOBvasd&index=8&pp=iAQB
I would be dead within 7 days. Quite apt as the game is 7 days to die.
City of Heroes (20 year old game). As an NPC, I would be screwed, as a player character, it would be pretty sweet at for the first few days before the lack meaningful interactions and the constant “work” started to get to me.
The game that almost ruined my marriage, lol.
Those 8 hour task force runs aren’t going to run themselves, honey!!
Wow. Haven’t played that since college.
Subnautica - I would be dead in minutes since I can’t actually swim all that well in real life.
Drowning is probably one of the least worst things that can happen to you in Subnautica.
Deep Rock Galactic. It would be terrifying, but with some upsides.
“It ain’t a gun unless it weighs at least one hundred pounds!”
Did I hear a rock and stone?
At least you’ll always have supportive comrades!
