• Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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    2 months ago

    For a one-time payment of only 11…99…9.95 (only 11,999.95!) I will send you my pamphlet that explains everything you need to know to get your letter of credit validated!

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      You’re selling the pamphlet!?! That seems risky because the United Corporation of America can trace that to you and will illegally suppress you. I offer consulting services instead over encrypted communication for about a tenth that per hour. I assist with filling out forms, creating license plates, recharging healing stones, redirecting medbeds to heal everyone in your household, and much more. Don’t forget about the coon skin caps and hen teeth!