I’m running a homebrew 5e campaign and one of my players had said something that had us all cracking up, in the middle of a pretty serious and semi-dark session they dropped the line, “There’s more than one way to pickle a baby.”
I’m wondering what other funny or cool quotes you’ve heard either from yourself or your players around the tabletop!
“No, we are not stopping to talk to our mysterious doubles. We’re murderhobos and I don’t want to get shot with my own Eldritch Blast!”