• Hot Saucerman
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      411 months ago

      I guess he had Kenny McCormick reincarnation powers this whole ass time.

    • Baby Shoggoth [she/her]
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      011 months ago

      I know, right? Such a fucking stupid line, it’s like nobody ever saw a star war.

      Well i did see all every star war, and i’ll tell you what i learned. If a Sith Lord had machinations to be resurrected in the case of his eventual death, the VERY FIRST thing he would do upon the successful completion of that plan is announce that fact to the entire galaxy, and explain to the entire galaxy, especially every random X-Wing pilot fighting for the rebellion, that he is now officially back and here is how he was able to do so.

      The Sith do not hide in the shadows. They do not operate in secret. They do not subtly manipulate. They do not lie or deceive. They operate in public, explaining every step of their history and future plan to the entire galaxy. If palpatine were to be resurrected, even fucking jawas and droids could tell you the exact methodology by which he did so.

      Anyone who has seen ANY star war would know this. It just wouldn’t make sense in context of the rest of the series, which is well-known for being hard scifi that stays as accurate to the physical universe as possible. To break those rules you’d have to invent some sort of magic or some mystical woowoo made up forces to explain how palpating returned, and god if someone did that i’d just give up on all of the star wars, not just any individual star war.

      • The Dark Lord ☑️
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        111 months ago

        So we should forget the prequels where a Sith operates in private to gain power? Same Sith who resurrected himself? Should we forget the last thousand years where the Sith operated so secretly that they were thought by the Jedi to be extinct? Or the comics where they explore wanting so desperately to kill Jedi, but needing to maintain their secrecy more? How about the originals where Palpatine gained power and never revealed he was a Sith to the masses? The Sith ARE the shadows. I agree that the story wasn’t fleshed out well enough in the sequels. They have their flaws, and this may be one of the biggest, but the idea that the Sith would operate publicly and transparently is laughable.

        • Baby Shoggoth [she/her]
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          111 months ago

          My whole post was sarcasm, I hate that people complain about that line exactly because why the fuck would an x-wing pilot know about the mechanisms behind palpatine’s resurrection?

  • alternative_factor
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    1711 months ago

    You need to check the records, I believe this child will have abilities considered… unnatural.