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arrow-up1722arrow-down1external-linkCat 'Stolen' by Haitian Migrants in Ohio Was Actually Just in Cat Owner's Basementgizmodo.comjeffw@lemmy.worldM to News@lemmy.world · 6 个月前message-square47fedilink
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up64·edit-26 个月前No wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·6 个月前Oh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
minus-squarehemmes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·6 个月前No but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·6 个月前It’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 个月前Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down2·6 个月前!fuckcars@lemmy.world, your response?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 个月前Vance would. If it has a bench seat. Or maybe some like, plush conversion van benches.
White men are EATING my CAR KEYS
No wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
Oh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
No but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier
It’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!
!fuckcars@lemmy.world, your response?
Vance would. If it has a bench seat. Or maybe some like, plush conversion van benches.