• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    “Why did you join the Army?”

    “Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”

  • FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world
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    “have you ever done any drugs?” “oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun” “nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!”

  • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    7 days ago

    He’s like “I’ma make this dude into a janitor so fast”

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    why is Super Saiyan Goku Highspeed recruiting for the US

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    Sorry I had my license revoked after the last incident. You’ll have to send a car.