• Match!!
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    77 hours ago

    why is Super Saiyan Goku Highspeed recruiting for the US

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    7413 hours ago

    “Why did you join the Army?”

    “Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”

    • Final Remix
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      96 hours ago

      These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

  • @FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world
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    3312 hours ago

    “have you ever done any drugs?” “oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun” “nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!”