Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Last weekā€™s thread

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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    so I snipped the prompt from the log, and:

    āÆ pbpaste| wc -c
        2063
    

    wow, so efficient! Iā€™m so glad that we have this wonderful new technology where you can write 2kb of text to send to an api to spend massive amounts of compute to get back an operation for doing the irredeemably difficult systems task of initiating an ssh connection

    these fucking people

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      Assistant: I apologize for the confusion. It seems that the 192.168.1.0/24 subnet is not the correct one for your network. Letā€™s try to determine your network configuration. We can do this by checking your IP address and subnet mask:

      there are multiple really bad and dumb things in that log, but this really made me lol (the IPs in question are definitely in that subnet)

      if it were me, Iā€™d be fucking embarrassed to publish something like this as anything but a talk in the spirit of wat. but the promptfondlers donā€™t seem to have that awareness

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        But playing spicy mad-libs with your personal computers for lols is critical AI safety research! This advances the state of the art of copy pasting terminal commands without understanding them!

        I also appreciated The Register throwing shade at their linux sysadmin skills:

        Yes, we recommend focusing on fixing the Grub bootloader configuration rather than a reinstall.

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          itā€™s a classic

          similarly, Mickens talks. if you havenā€™t ever seen ā€˜em, thatā€™s your next todo