The contents of the till, please

Cornetto

Need some more milk, cheers

I’ll have a lucky dip from the aisle of treasure please

Aldi knock off white monster think its dark thunder, White one only, sugar free you see for me diabeetis

One pinto bean please

Cornetto

How long you gonna be with my wine!? I’m gaggin’ here.

No thanks, I’m good. I already have nose hair clippers, 5Kg weights and an electric hammer.

Cornetto

Grab one of them frozen pizzas for me, mate!

Cheers!

Some random middle-aisle yarn and a load of knock-off Percy Pigs, please!

A welding mask and a 12 foot swimming pool, please.

Own brand caramel wafers please. You genuinely can’t tell the difference from.yhe Tunnock’s ones, which they craftily shelve next to their own ones.

I mean… Are you still there?
If so - one of those huge lasagnas would be awesome. Cheers.