gotta be either the tiny computer i’m typing this on, or the large, sturdy, wooden stick in the corner. if i had to pick to keep just one though, it’d be the phone. a sturdy stick has a million and one uses, but it’s also fairly easily replaceable.
Computer.
Toilet paper
And lotion
A fridge and dishwasher! Food safety is such a huge contribution to our health
Outside of my brain and body?
Probably my mobile phone
The doctor.
For almost everyone it’s gonna be the phone we’re reading this on.
Depends on the situation.
Currently? 40 pound box of cake mix I’m probably going to launch at my store manager.
Is it the 40 pound box of cake mix that kills? Or is the person hucking the 40 pound box of cake mix?
Vibrator.
My cat. Everything else in my room brings me either misery or a feeling of meh. Cat brings joy, which is difficult for me to obtain.
I used to have a bottle of water but I drank it, so… bed?
Me? Unless I’m excluded, then the laptop. Although the room itself is pretty useful, but I don’t think I consider it “in the room”.
Toilet paper 🧻 Very, very useful.
You win.
See, if you’re in the room I think you’re in, I think I would vote for the toilet.
TP actually makes an awesome and really inexpensive kleenex or napkin alternative
Toilets are effective at pushing shit, piss and vomit into the sewer while preventing sewer gases from entering your home, and they also double as chairs when not in excremental use. You can also use a toilet to repair the mental defects of a billionaire if you drop it from high enough, I don’t think toilet paper functions in that way.
All I’m saying is that I found the extra-restroom utility of TP when I had a sinus infection.
Uh, yeah, but, ACKSHOO-UHLEE you’re both wrong.
The floor, walls, and ceiling of that room provide you with protection from the elements.
Edit:stupid carriage return formatting
For me, at least, the walls and ceiling just trap heat
(10pm w/ fans downstairs used as intake)
My brain, second is my body, third is my laptop
Weed