This is an actual unedited* sequence of events from the latest issue of Uncanny X-Men

*the text is unedited

  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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    1 month ago

    NGL I came to the comment section to read about how furry parties were sex orgies with costumes.

    But all the comments of actual attendees are incredibly wholesome and apparently my mind is in the gutter.

      • knightly the Sneptaur
        1·
        1 month ago

        Sure, that’s how it starts. The obligatory game console with either Smash Bros or Mario Kart.

        Then you get in the aspiring furry DJ who insists on bringing a mixdeck and playing the wildest stuff you’ve ever heard, the amateur mixologist starts making drinks, another fur takes it on themselves to start grilling, and the stoner furries settle into a blunt rotation on the patio.

        Before you know it, you’re having to get a second table for all your visitors’ fursuit heads and every whiteboard in the house has lost half of its surface to sketches you never want to erase.