LOL, drat, they’re on to me (I tried to get the $100 even though I voted):
Are you lying to Cards Against Humanity, [name redacted]? Big Data says you’re lying. Says you voted in 2020. Big Data knows a lot about you, [name redacted], and now we do too. So here’s a new proposal: how about you give Cards Against Humanity PAC $7.99, get 30 incredible new cards about the crazy shit that’s happened this year, and we’ll forget all about what you’ve done?
LOL, drat, they’re on to me (I tried to get the $100 even though I voted):
Honestly, I was expecting a stronger rebuke.
Being that it’s cards against humanity, I expected them to email a disapproving message to your mother.