Ladies and gentlemen, I can now confirm the existence of machines that make severe hurricanes more frequent and likely in Florida! 🤯
I know it’s tough to believe, but bear with me!
Even more shocking, the US government has known about these machines and their impact on hurricanes for decades!
Yet both Republicans and Democrats have spent billions of taxpayer dollars to encourage their use, following intense lobbying from vested interests.
Turns out it’s not as simple as directly changing the weather.
But by emitting an invisible toxic gas (called “carbon dioxide”) into the atmosphere, the use of these machines has raised atmospheric temperatures globally.
This not only leads to more frequent and severe hurricanes, but also affects bushfires, floods, droughts, and cyclones.
I know it’s tough to believe, but I’ve seen these machines with my own eyes.
They’re called “cars”.
And “coal power plants”.
At this point, you’re probably rolling your eyes 🙄
“But AJ, that’s not a conspiracy, that’s climate change.”
Well, it turns out the truth is far more outrageous than any space laser conspiracy.
#ClimateCrisis #ClimateChange @fuck_cars #FuckCars #Urbanism
Was this originally a Mastodon post? I’m asking because of all the hashtags
Yes.
(if it didn’t already have it, Lemmy would fed this out with a ‘fuckcars’ hashtag, so it’s not like you guys are completely free of all this hashtag malarkey).
@andrew_s @JackGreenEarth And tags still help things spread further regardless of the federated service they start on.
Love a bit of 'astodon
@ajsadauskas @fuck_cars the government has installed devices on countless traffic intersections that influence the behaviour of vaccinated people by using various frequencies of electromagnetic radiation. 🚦
They even have a scary name. Some call them traffic lights, or traffic controls.
Terrifying. /s
@ajsadauskas @fuck_cars, Air pollution as a cause of global warming is even more outrageous, if we know some facts that increase the desire to find out, how long some politicians and lobbyists can last hanging by their reproductive glands.
Some historical facts:
https://daily.jstor.org/how-19th-century-scientists-predicted-global-warming/
https://www.livescience.com/humans-first-warned-about-climate-change
Ngl u had me in the 1st half
@ajsadauskas @fuck_cars
You are gaslighting us. The government can and does control the weather and storms. Do a little research. https://yandex.com/search/?text=geoengineering+hurricanes
Here is one of many pieces about the latest storms.
https://seemorerocks.substack.com/p/hurricane-milton-and-weather-modificationOf course they do, they’re subsidizing fossil fuel extraction, which is why the hurricanes are getting worse every year. Thats the point of this post
@jagged_circle
I understand the intent of the post to blame the storms on increased CO2. I have read the elaborate explanations about how increased CO2 can cause bigger storms, but they are inconclusive and faulty. Intensifying and directing storms through geoengineering methods is very straightforward and proven. https://beforeitsnews.com/beyond-science/2024/10/red-alert-this-is-how-they-geoengineer-weaponize-the-hurricanes-2456232.htmlYou mean greenhouse gasses. There’s more than just CO2
