Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Last weekā€™s thread

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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    7 days ago

    hereā€™s the latest on the wordpress situation thanks to 404media:

    New alignment offer: I guess some people were sad they missed the last window. Some have been leaking to the press and ex-employees. Thatā€™s water under the bridge. Maybe the last offer needed to be higher. People have said they want a new window, so this is my attempt. Hereā€™s a new one: You have until 00:00 UTC Oct 17 (-4 hours) to DM me the words, ā€˜I resign and would like to take the 9-month buy-out offerā€™ You donā€™t have to say any reason, or anything else. I will reply ā€˜Thank you.ā€™ Automattic will accept your resignation, you can keep you [sic] office stuff and work laptop; you will lose access to Automattic and Wong (no slack, user accounts, etc). HR will be in touch to wrap up details in the coming days, including your 9 months of compensation, they have a lot on their plates right now. You have my word this deal will be honored. We will try to keep this quiet, so it wonā€™t be used against us, but I still wanted to give Automatticians another window.

    thereā€™s a (mid) joke here about how a boy whoā€™s obsessed with photography really should understand more about optics

    and who wouldnā€™t trust their livelihood in a difficult job market to a promise from a very stable genius like matt, who will destroy you financially if he thinks you talked to the press:

    After an exodus of employees at Automattic who disagreed with CEO Matt Mullenwegā€™s recently divisive legal battle with WP Engine, heā€™s upped the ante with another buyout offerā€”and a threat that employees speaking to the press should ā€œexit gracefully, or be fired tomorrow with no severance.ā€