Grind the rice to a fine dust… you wont need those packets.
It’s too dry now. Add some liquid…
Like transmission oil?
No, transmission-cli
Lube should do it…
No Mac is complete without cheese, maybe a nice melter like gruyere?
Yes, my thoughts as well.
Soak it in wager and roil the rice with the laptop to make it even more riced
Now add some Sriracha for extra customization
Flour is much smaller and is super absorbant
What type do I use?
Linux: 9/10
Linux with rice: 10/10
Linux: 9/9
Linux with rice: 10/10
But…!
Linux without rice is great and can’t be better, but with rice you have rice on top of that meaning by definition it has to have a higher score. I’m high too.
Hi high, rice to meet you.
Hi rice, high to meet you.
Pro tip - that unibody macbook has one of the best laptop keyboards out there. You can grab one for like thirty bucks.
Sauce?
Yes please.
Salsa?
Extra spicy!
ALSA
Oh, this brings me back
LSA
Got it from reddit 😁.
I’d mix some egg in too just for extra fanciness
Stirred or just pour them on top?
Soy sauce, maybe some diced vegetables
Any chicken? My laptop loves chicken and I would rather not cut it out of his diet, he gets moody.
🍚🍚🚼
Where the dotfiles at?
They’re in the silica packages, they’re not fans of ricing… or so I was told.
Can I have your wallpper?
I was told this was appropriate.
Next time use arborio rice. It sticks together nicely and creates a protective layer for your keyboard.
Do I use chicken with it?
Better to put thin slices of raw fish on it.
White wine and lemon should go nicely with that.
I generally use avocado and horseradish that I dye green for some reason.
Add some bananas and cinnamon 🤤.