Wear a kilt?
TBH I’ve never tried and nobody told me it was gay. But I’m a sweaty person and I would love to air out my crotch except for fear of social criticism.
Take my pants all the way off when I poop
Putting a wig on my best friend and spooning him while he’s asleep.
Use a bidet
Wearing an earring in your right ear, but it’s ok to wear it in the left… Or the other way around. I could never remember which.
TIL I’m gay
Using black eyeliner.
According to my dad, considering something as ‘lovely’. Even if it’s the exhaust note of a motorcycle.
These are all example from decades ago growing up in the 90’s.
I was called gay for not liking soccer, like it’s gay to not watch men chase a ball in shorts.
I was called gay for wearing UGG boots as a dude. Like if we even want to accept gay as an insult, I would argue the person bothered by such things as what shoes one is wearing is more fitting of an insult.
Fun fact. When I had a house mate who was gay, it was very difficult not to use gay as a word for something that wasn’t fun. Like this show is gay. He didn’t mind, but still wanted to stop.
I can do anything.
One time at school I decided to randomly put a flower on my shrt from outside, then my friend started frantically saying “That’s gay bro! Take it off now” and refusing to walk with me in public if i didnt take it off
Listening to music.
I was playing some music on my cassette player at school one day, but it wasn’t rock’n’roll according to the renowned expert that was discussing the situation with me, therefore it was “gay”.
when I finished high school and was talking with friends about going to uni, a few of us were talking a out renting a place together when we got into uni to be close (instead of 2 hours away like we were). another friend we should never do that because people would think we are gay. obligatory he is a Christian fundamentalist who is highly likely gay himself
Fuck my bf in the ass…
