• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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    11 days ago

    He’s pirating games and watching free porn; his online banking is just looking at the $0.17 in his account every single day, hoping that it will magically one day say it has millions in it, like what happens in Wanted.

    Hacker: “Oh jeeze. Now I feel bad. Here, lemme deposit some of Jeff Bezo’s money. I gotcha, fam.”