It’s called type 1 diabetes.
Except it’s gonna cost you more like $499.99 to stay alive.
If you live in US, yeah
Don’t want your kids? Just stop paying for their subscription.
It ain’t a crime since it ain’t an abortion.
Anti-Choicers hate this one simple trick!
Just a simple post birth abortion
If that 10 bucks everything to keep a person alive, that’s a steal… Food, water, shelter, and basic necessities.
I’d sign up in a heartbeat.
nah the $10/month is just that you dont get executed on the spot
Or for any major treatment or injuries you have to watch 6 ads first, if you bleed out before they’re done, so be it.
You gotta be kidding. All this does is stop them from sending somebody round to kill you.
I read singing and wondered for half a minute straight what an Amazon Prime lullaby is going to sound like
Pay with Credit card to get that lifelong debt a kickstart.
If only I could remain alive for 9.99 a month
Taxes are basically this already if you want to stay out of jail.
