no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 days agoIt was wonderful, thankslemmy.worldimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1495arrow-down16
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minus-squareGanbat@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·16 days agoHe’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 days agoI’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 days agoHe’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 days agoOr he could pay off a pornstar again.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 days agoApparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.
Doubtful at his age
He’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.
I’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.
Or he could pay off a pornstar again.
Apparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.