By Asher Perlman

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    I sure hope someone with “drunk” in their name isn’t going out and buying a motorcycle as a midlife crisis.

    Maybe go on an uber kick. Just take uber everywhere. Or hire a personal driver. The important thing here is if you fall asleep, you’re not also in control of a several ton killing machine that can affect the lives of innocent civilians at 2pm.

    …maybe buy a blender!

    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      I’ve ridden motorcycles since before I could legally drive. I can be a drunk and I can ride, I just can’t do both at the same time. I don’t get on one if I’ve had anything to drink.

      I’m a drunk, not a moron.

      • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world
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        14 days ago

        Man this would be me if I could afford both booze and a bike. I guess the health side effects of not drinking to safe money are nice though!