I saw this car about 10 miles in on Bloody Basin Road, North of phoenix. There is a sign at the freeway turn off saying “Road not maintained for passenger cars”…

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.caEnglish
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    1 month ago

    I cannot. I have seen the family car twice since she traded in our old one to get this one - it’s been a year - and ridden in it once for an IKEA+Starbucks white-kid Sunday fun day.

    I cannot abandon it for I cannot prove she hasn’t abandoned me and taken it with her. Every night is a mixture of relief and joy as she steps out of the elevator, as it means she’s back; and she’s also gorgeous so there’s that too.

    Oh shit. Me and the family dog have too much in common.

    So anyway, I can’t comply with this imperative. If you added an article it wouldn’t sound like Phil Hartman’s SNL lawyer character.