• Nik282000@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    Is this The Onion? It sounds like The Onion.

    Our sales specialists have found that adding diamond to the GPU can increase profit margins by up to 30%. And with optional ruby studded HDMI cables we expect out customers to be selling their parents into slavery this holiday season!

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        1 month ago

        Which is why the slang for diamonds is “ice.” They feel quite cold when you touch them because they have such high thermal conductivity.

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      They don’t really explain how it works even though they have a 3-minute video that supposedly explains how it works, so I’m with you here. Let’s wait and see before investing millions in this startup.

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        And miss the pop?

        (The pop is when the share price suddenly jumps. Especially after an IPO. #because misunderstood jokes suck)

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    Reduce temps 20* vs what control? A proper water loop or janky air cooled heatsinks with no paste applied? Did the company write this article themselves? I know Tom’s has gone to shit but this reads like copy the company put out to bump their IPO