Dear Mister D. Foxcoon,

I can see that you have pondered rather deeply over the matter, an inquiring mind seeking to understand the greater philosophical significance of the turdumpen. Although a dish like this is best served with stuffing, I certainly had not been expecting any ham for the Thanksgiving feast. May this masterpiece quench the appetite of a voracious audience, and may we all be thankful for dat booty.

Truly yours, Cornflake Dog.