PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 17 hours agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square154fedilinkarrow-up1439arrow-down12cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.ee
arrow-up1437arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 17 hours agomessage-square154fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.ee
minus-squareAstridWipenaugh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up108·16 hours agoIs there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 hours agoChristmas tree dildos you say?
minus-squaregift_of_gab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 hours agoI assume a menorah of dildos is out.
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·16 hours agoNeed to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
minus-squareabcd@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agoWe need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·12 hours agoLike a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
minus-squaresepi@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 hours agoThat’s why we will always need human artists
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·15 hours agoThey just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
minus-squaresmeg@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agoYou mean like the one from Eurotrip?
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·14 hours agoWell that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
minus-squareagentshags@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·14 hours agoSounds like an interesting bump stock
minus-squareremer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·15 hours agoDoes a straw have two holes or one hole?
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 hours agoYes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·16 hours agoI dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?
Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
Christmas tree dildos you say?
I assume a menorah of dildos is out.
Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“
Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
That’s why we will always need human artists
They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
You mean like the one from Eurotrip?
Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
Sounds like an interesting bump stock
Hump stock
Does a straw have two holes or one hole?
Straws have one hole.
Is your mouth and anus one hole?
Yes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
Yes
I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?