PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 19 hours agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square178fedilinkarrow-up1484arrow-down12cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.ee
arrow-up1482arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 19 hours agomessage-square178fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.ee
minus-square2ugly2live@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 hours agoTed Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.
minus-squareOrlandoDoom@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 hours agoRan out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?
minus-squareRangerJosie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 hours agoAs a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.
Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.
He is a dildo after all
Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?
As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.