• UmeU@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Poop schedule is directly before the morning shower - as Sarah Silverman once said, It isn’t clean unless it’s two inches deep clean.

    And if it’s pretentious to brush your teeth every day then I guess I am pretentious.

    Bite guard is smart, I need to use mine more.