This will induce a grooming response from your partner and is sure to strengthen your relationship
Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid
This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It’s over the top and that’s right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss
My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We’ve all had a truly wretched encounter today
Unnecessary? He can have a snack without the pinworm? Even vegetarian
God. Damn. It.
Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.
Nope. Don’t like that…
NSFL
Not wiping might be a better option if your partner has a good immune system, humans can handle that much poop if some safety guidelines are followed, and if they’re immunocompromised, have mouth injuries, etc., even normal buttlicking (at least temporarily) is ill advised without dental dams.
Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?
Would they pose a problem if digested?
It would continue their cycle in your body more than likely. Since the eggs are layer externally, if you catch my drift.
Not posting is free.
I think I’m ready to find an eye bleach community now.
We don’t have one yet?? Or are there a bunch? Gonna go look now with whatever is left of my eyesight.
I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community
Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created
Did you mean, “interetn war neves created”?
HAHAHHA sorry…I use my phone in the bed at night ,and worst I’m getting older so without glasses is even harder to see the letters and text. Boost for lemmy is not good with accessibility. this was probably one of those times
Yeah, when you jumble the words, it is important to count which character is available how many times, or this happens and it’s no longer just jumbled.