• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        If used correctly, the bike can move you forward in time. It takes approximately 60 minutes to move an hour into the future. But you can’t return so think twice before you go into a horrible age.

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        Ackshzually ☝🤓 It will displace the air molecules around you causing a subtle but uncontrollable chain of events that will culminate in the next category 6 typhoon in Japan. Quickly, freeze!