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tibor to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

i feel like this is a threat

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i feel like this is a threat

tibor to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    That sounds like the error message of a dev that handed in his 2 weeks.

    • residentmarchant@lemmy.world
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      It sounds like the error message a dev shop makes up when the PM doesn’t specify what the error message should be…

      Cries in “let’s outsource this, it should be cheaper and faster”

    • ddkman@lemm.ee
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      I think it is more like “this error should NEVER EVER EVER EVER appear”. Then, as it is customary, it did.

    • NightoftheLemmy@sh.itjust.works
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      Take my upvote

  • marcos@lemmy.world
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    The really absurd thing is that there is a “Fix Problem” button on the bottom of the screen.

    I really wonder what it does.

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      How do you think the popup window got there?
      You click the “fix problems” button and it tells you to fix the damn problems! Duh!

      • tool@lemmy.world
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        It’s a motivational button.

    • Neil@lemmy.ml
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      deleted by creator

    • Psythik@lemm.ee
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      It displays this message box.

    • akash_rawal@lemmy.world
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      sleep 120 #TODO: actually solve a problem
      echo "Sorry, we could not solve this problem."
      
  • Muddobbers@infosec.pub
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    This is an IT job in a nutshell

  • partypoop@lemmy.ml
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    “Do better”

    • InvertedParallax@lemm.ee
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      https://youtu.be/xIAfCupuZ3w

  • Hot Saucerman@lemmy.mlBanned
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    Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard.

    • Andonno@lemmy.world
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      I’ve always liked, Error ID:10T.

  • Pringles@lemm.ee
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    Congratulations, you are the IT guy now.

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    deleted by creator

  • imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee
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    Legally no. That is a demand.

  • drem@lemmy.world
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    Not surprised it is a printer

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    I think I like this more than corporate bullshit. :)

  • nothendev@sopuli.xyz
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    because it is

  • nocturne213@lemmy.world
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    I office spaced my epson and switched to brother with no regrets.

  • Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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    I guess this printer really owns its customer.

  • sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works
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    This sums up my experience with windows pretty well

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    Just call the helpdesk. They’re payed to solve problems at work

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