• Match!!
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    7011 months ago

    These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google “vaporeon e621” or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search “sea salt e621”

    • @Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml
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      511 months ago

      Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

  • @Green_Bay_Guy@lemmy.ml
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    1211 months ago

    I live in Asia, and normally, “salted cheese” is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I’m assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

    • @dolle@feddit.dk
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      11 months ago

      But there’s a picture of cheese next to the text!

      Edit: it also says “cheese aroma” (“ostarom”) in Swedish.

        • @dolle@feddit.dk
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          311 months ago

          Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.

          • @lapingvino@lemmy.world
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            511 months ago

            Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.

          • Match!!
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            311 months ago

            The Finland-Taiwan border is one of the longest undefended borders in the world

      • Baŝto
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        211 months ago

        Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.

      • @Green_Bay_Guy@lemmy.ml
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        111 months ago

        They also do that here. Like a wedge of swiss cheese. I have no idea why. They call heavy cream topping on drinks “Cheese Foam”.

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    11 months ago

    I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had “corn and cheese ice cream.” I don’t mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn’t a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.

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    511 months ago

    And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients