I havent used any type of straw in quite some time. Plastic or paper.
They do nothing for me and I think they are one of the most pointless disposal food packaging items to exist.
Edit: there are many useful applications for straws I simply didn’t think about when posting this. Thanks for the commenters for pointing this out.
But how do you breathe under water while waiting for the Tweety Bird to take the bait?
One of those hollow swamp reed things of course.