Two months after UnitedHealthcare chief executive Brian Thompson was killed, UnitedHealth Group has hired a defamation law firm to take on social media posts that it claims are untrue and reckless, according to Bloomberg Law.

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    17 hours ago

    UnitedHealth came to my house and kicked the fuck out of my dog, and then they took a dump on my TV. I really hate UnitedHealth. I hope the whole piece of land their headquarters sits on slides into the ocean, and personally, I’m so reckless that I wouldn’t even care if a bunch of other buildings nearby got caught up along with it.

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      17 hours ago

      Hello, UnitedHealth defamation lawyers? Yes, this post, this one right here.

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        15 hours ago

        Shhhhh5, you’11 wake their hired anesthesia ass assins. If they catch you, you’ll be plugged into the Matrix, except it uses a butt tube 1nstead of the one Neo had in his mouth. 1t’s used to power the C suite’s champagne hot tubs and fetus grinderz.