• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Dying a lot? Try taking less damage.

    If you see an enemy you know it’s time for a fight.

    Health potions heal you.

    Your shield can shield you from damage.

    Look mother fucker, you keep dying and I don’t think I can dumb it down any more, have you tried Candy Land?

    • MonkeyTown@midwest.social
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      5 hours ago

      Hey candy land is difficult. I mean how can you play after you eat all the candies? Plus hospital tables aren’t ever big enough for the board!