and people who get them deserve pity, not derision.”

Look, if your dick is seriously messed up then sure.

If you’re just doing it out of vanity though, you can go fuck yourself. There are starving children in the world (because of the disparity in wealth) and you’re wasting thousands on superficial dick surgeries?

Literally no sympathy or empathy from me. You have too much money and it’s good when it comes back to bite you.