Tik Tok.
Not Tik Toker or Tik Tok Content Producer.
They want to be one with Tik Tok, they want to be Tik Tok. Every generation we are moving closer to the convergence of mankind.
Except for that one guy who refuses to move away from IRC
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot slaps SuperDuper around a bit with a large trout.Ouch.
what’s wrong with IRC?
Nothing, it’s from this relevant xkcd
lol yeah i remembered that xkcd when he mentioned it
i need to keep that in my bookmarks
Basically Evangelion. But instead of cool ass mechs, it’s idiot kids doing cringe hand dances.
I mean, stand up your own instance of peertube and you kinda can be lol
Is there any other job where multiple successive presidential administrations try to ban you?
Closer to complete idiocy.
Holy fool?
A new job just dropped.
New? Rasputin would like a word.
Call the union!
Google “collective bargaining”
Holy hell!
Actual zombie
I wanted to be a holy fool but I’m an atheist so fool it is.
When I grow up I’m going to bovine university; majoring in tik tok.
I played being a bureaucrat. I became woke moralist. Well, kind of.
Ha. The kids are alright.
Quite encouraging for the political future of the country that woke moralist and bureaucrat are above holy fool 😂
I really want to know what a woke moralist is and how this poll was presented to kids such that this was a common selection.
Probably just a right wing echochamber term for someone who doesn’t like bigotry and discrimination and has the nerve to say so 🤷
As for it being included in a survey, I have a sneaking suspicion that this meme is BASED ON a true story at most 😁
This is where it most likely originated from:
It was in use among other meaningless buzzwords way before that. That guy’s wanna be villain speech just launched it into stardom
I would love to be a professional AirBnB squatter. That sounds awesome.
Paid to permanently travel internationally and stay in AirBnBs for free and harass shitty landlords all over the world. That’s the life.
I mean, let’s see.
- You work from home (or anywhere with internet)
- You are your own boss (esk)
- You can possibly make more money than any of the other jobs listed below.
- You job is to have fun making content.
- All you need is a smartphone (no diploma, no certification)
- Companies give you free shit to promote on your channel and pay you as well.
Honestly, I hate it but it fucking makes sense tho.
EDIT: Also seeing the rest of the list, all other jobs are doing something ilegal or corrupt, and that os worse than TikTok IMO.
What is a woke moralist, and how can he make money?
no YouTuber?
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but but more money
Those numbers don’t even try to add up to 100%, so I guess each kid wants multiple things
I think theoretically you could be a tik tok poster/woke moralist/airbnb squatter all at once.
Don’t forget holy fool
Woke moralist tik tocker is already a multi class isn’t it?
13.65% of kids are really really boring.
When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love.
Even if it’s not a good idea.
You mean I’ve been stealing the job of a woke moralist all this time? Let this random Lemmy comment serve as my immediate ignominious resignation. I’m no blackleg, god damnit.
Good thing I didn’t quit my day job as a bureaucrat.
I’ve been woke moralizing for free, like some kind of chump. No more I say, I’ll stop doing it for free right now! I demand fair pay and equa… Damn it.
Why not all of them? Hire as an uber driver, paint wojaks of your guests (while driving, shout: Jesus, take the wheel). Film everything for tiktok, and rob them out at destination. The rest is the stuff you talk about while driving.
Edit: don’t forget to steal the keys for your new airbnb squad.
I didn’t choose the crisis actor life. It told me not to come to school.
I just hope they don’t take my boomer job as a blahaj puppeteer…. fuckin woke kids
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I’ve always wanted to be the next D.B. Cooper.
I can point you to a great website for inspiration, it’s called I’MDB.com
