My tractor broke down and my dog stole my truck

  • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Haha, I remember when they all dyed their hair blond and put on a wife beater and named their teen mom babies Haley.

    Now they all have big belt buckles and cowboy hats and say, “Uuupchyerrrrrch!” “Ayuhpcherch??” “Urrrrpchuuuurch!” “Heyuhl yeah! Upchurch!”