"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”
I have to find this as a t-shirt…
In case you were wondering
Second guessing whether real or satire. Interesting times.
Ate the onion. Full bite and all. Satire is dead.
Same. I was about to ask who doesn’t have access to concealer. Damn it’s been years since when got me this good.
Me too. But in our defense, it wouldn’t be the stupidest thing he’s ever said, had he actually said it.
Didn’t see the community and came very close to sharing this as if it were real.
Thought this was real for a second
Just wait a few more seconds. Chances are you’ll be right soon.
It isn’t far from Trump’s official position that diseases (like covid) are only a problem if we test for them.
I hate that I had to check the source… You shouldn’t have to check the source on a headline like that :(
I’m sick of my onion-or-not dilemmas being resolved by looking at the community name. Can we get a c/maybetheonion?
I see theonion… I still don’t BELIEVE its theonion… fuck this timeline
Swear, I had to do a double take on the source. xD
Wait, no horse dewormer this time?
Concealer is made with seed oil.
It’s impossible to enjoy The Onion now.
it does fix one of the symptoms yes
And you can buy it from his wife.
I wish someone would “cure “the United States of RFK Junior
