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The Onion. Reporting the future, today.
still people think they care, they do not. they are taking away everything put in place for public safety, so frankly, they DO NOT care.
They want any reason
ANY
to declare martial law.
Hoover Dam gives way?
That’s terrorism and we can’t provide you evidence, so we will shoot anything that moves.
Nuclear reactor goes 3-mile?
That’s terrorism and we can’t provide you evidence, so we will shoot anything that moves.
You dig?
Holy shit. It’s a trap.
Getting concerned about this years floods and likely not getting much help from FEMA.