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minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 days agoTobacco plants: produce nicotine, a toxic alkaloid Humans: imma smoke that shiiiiit
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoHumans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it. Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
minus-squareFeydaikin@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days ago Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story. Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.
minus-squareFeydaikin@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoWith a name like The Fartographer, I’m inclined to believe you. 👍
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoUntil proof to the contrary, so am I
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoLet’s go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI dunno, it could go on forever
minus-squareCarbonIceDragonlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoEvery second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoWe like our poisons in just the rights amounts.
Tobacco plants: produce nicotine, a toxic alkaloid
Humans: imma smoke that shiiiiit
Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.
Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.
I am
With a name like The Fartographer, I’m inclined to believe you. 👍
Until proof to the contrary, so am I
Let’s go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
I dunno, it could go on forever
Every second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…
We like our poisons in just the rights amounts.