I sure do! This is just a list of random things that I can remember at the moment that he has told me or I know about him in no particular order.
A man called the World Judge controls all the funding to the police in every country.
Clouds come from smoke stacks.
He swears he has never seen a blue sunshiny day in his entire life (he is 50+ years old).
He has the right to kill any police officer who pulls him over.
He says that time is controlled by satellites in the sky and when one goes down, they have extra ones to control the time.
The Earth is flat. There is a glass dome over top of it and no one has ever been to space before.
He has tracked down the end of a rainbow and said that he touched it.
Onions heal everything.
Crystals will protect you and heal bad juju or something like that.
The U.S. is under naval law and not common law.
He doesn’t pay any taxes and still complains about the system.
He thinks that Siri can hear him in the sky when no iPhone is around.
That’s just a little bit of what I can recall at the moment. There’s just too much dumb shit that he says every day. Lol. I have to tune it out most days because I can’t stand a listen to it.
I told him that it is a choice if you want to stop or not, but it also prevents people from being hamurgered on the road for no reason. He didn’t say much after that.
The sovshit I work with thinks that stop signs are a form of kidnapping.
You work with one? Tell me about it!
I sure do! This is just a list of random things that I can remember at the moment that he has told me or I know about him in no particular order.
That’s just a little bit of what I can recall at the moment. There’s just too much dumb shit that he says every day. Lol. I have to tune it out most days because I can’t stand a listen to it.
This is AMAZING. He’s probably in the Facebook groups i joined.
If you’re able to, please share your interactions with this person in this community. They would be a good fit here.
That’d be hilarious for a moment – until you find out they are serious.
I told him that it is a choice if you want to stop or not, but it also prevents people from being hamurgered on the road for no reason. He didn’t say much after that.