WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
Why the fuck are they letting him?
Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading ‘Persona non grate’.
I’m just saying.
I’ve heard that Greenland crime is very high this time of year. It’s when the pre-April Hygge gang trials typically take place with irresponsible snowmobile racing that can be frankly deadly. The Greenlandic government should call the Danish army to provide a 24-7 heavy armed escort to these VIPs. For their own protection. Who knows when a Hygge snowmobile night attack.
He’ll probably try to catch the eggs being launched his way.
Gonna make a cool 800€ in only 5 minutes.
$800, or about 5€.
Good luck, i hope rhe greenlanders eat you alive
If something bad happens to them in Greenland that would be so terrible /s
he’ll probably need to apply for a VISA card now
Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.
The problem is they will be landing at an airport controlled by the US.
The us can control anything they want.
Foreign minister shows up with a paper reading persona non grata, that’s it.
And how do you picture the Danish Foreign Minister getting to this air base that is the only one in the region, and getting past the American security?
That would be a shame if they got detained.
Maybe they should have their cell phones searched just like those Europeans trying to enter the U.S… It’s not like any Signal threads JD may or may not be on have classified information, right?
I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can’t go anywhere without people making it known how much they don’t want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.
Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.
Or take him hostage. I’m sure loads of Americans would welcome that.
The US would just bomb Greenland. Until everyone died. Just like the zionist fucks do in Gaza.
Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he’s visiting Europe?
I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.
Could Greenland just turn them away?
Deport to El Salvador Prison
Detain them indefinitely instead.
"I’m sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you’re not attempting to illegally enter our country.
Here’s a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that’s lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."
If they did this. I don’t even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press “he doesn’t know anything about it, you’re telling me for the first time”.
Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.
Epstein them
Eh they’d need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though
Please mean Boris!
They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on
Nah, let them come… and then don’t let them leave.
USA’s not sending their best.
A couchfucker and his cuck… Yeah, I’d say that’s not our best.
As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn’t allowed entry to most modern countries.
Bush was and his DUI conviction counts as a felony.
I didn’t know you use Lemmy, dad!
If there isn’t at least one snowball to the face I’ll be disappointed in Greenland.
I’d also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.
Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival
Can’t they just deny VISA entry?
That wouldn’t be as satisfying. Stamp the entry and THEN throw their asses out.
To El Salvador!
Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there”
WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!
