WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
If there isn’t at least one snowball to the face I’ll be disappointed in Greenland.
I’d also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.
Ice balls would be better