• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 days ago

      The whole exchange is the best:

      “What was that? I think there was an explosion at the old Simpson place.”

      “Eh. That’s three blocks away.”

      “It looks like beer is coming out of the chimney…”

      “I’m proceeding on foot! Call for backup!”

      “We need pretzels! I repeat! Pretzels!”