cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/3045623
He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”
He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.
It’s a nice loophole, but following all your local cops’ OnlyFans can be expensive.
Much better to just go after the OnlyFans of judges. They can’t sentence you if you’ve seen their private parts.
No no, they’ll just send you to another judge. Instead, you follow the president’s OnlyFans. He runs the government, so once you have the government can’t do anything to you.
“Mr. Biden I have seen your butthole, you can’t touch me.”
“Mr President, I invoke the Poophole Loophole.”
Then with one bound, he was free.
This person crimes