• Hegar@kbin.social
    1085·
    1 year ago

    Among the other crimes of this piece of nonsense: axes should have meanings.

    You can’t just put random words on a page and pretend it’s a graph.

    The “fuck around” axis has only one example of fucking around (“americans among hostages”) the rest is just a list of US military movements.

    The items on the “find out” axis don’t happen in that order and they happen independent of the items on the “fuck around” axis.

      • Hegar@kbin.social
        161·
        1 year ago

        You ever split a log?

        Nope but a split a sin and that’s how I got 2 cos

        • Pelicanen@sopuli.xyzEnglish
          122·
          1 year ago

          It was a joke, referring to that axes could either be the plural of axis or the plural of axe.

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksMEnglish
      194·
      1 year ago

      This isn’t statistics class, though, this is smoking in the courtyard of the crusty old dorms, behind the math building.

      • deleted@lemmy.worldEnglish
        11·
        1 year ago

        Well, behind the math building doesn’t mean you leave math behind.

        I demand copy_of_rawdata3 (1) (Autorecoverd).xlsx or it didn’t happen.

  • PugJesus@kbin.social
    594·
    1 year ago

    “A new government has already been decided upon”

    If only. The Gaza Strip is one of the handful of regions that could actually benefit from US regime change. Not because we’re good at it, but because the strip is so monumentally fucked as it is.

    • Mossy Feathers (She/They)English
      273·
      1 year ago

      The only way I think we could honestly do worse is if we built gas chambers or nuked them. I’m sure the US government will find a new way to fuck it up though.

      • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzEnglish
        351·
        1 year ago

        I’m expecting them to support a new “legitimate” government which will turn out to be worse than ISIL and join up with aliens to commit a multidimensional extermination of humans.

        • Mossy Feathers (She/They)English
          82·
          1 year ago

          The Monkey’s Paw curls. First contact is with an alien race with technology beyond our wildest dreams and the ability to solve all our problems. However, it turns out they were the inspiration for Christianity and due to a very crucial passage of the Bible describing a ritual to be registered in their database of “saved souls” having been lost to time, no one is saved.

      • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        11·
        1 year ago

        If the US can become the common enemy that finally unites all the various factions then that seems like a real improvement for the region. Maybe not for the US, though.

      • just_change_it@lemmy.worldEnglish
        52·
        1 year ago

        I don’t think there is any entity alive big or small that could find a way to bring peace to the middle east.

  • PugJesus@kbin.social
    26·
    1 year ago

    What’s with the sudden influx of ‘Planefucker community CRINGE gottem’ posts? Did we hit the front page with this one or something?

    • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lolOPEnglish
      211·
      1 year ago

      What a person and their plane do in hangar should be their own business as long as it’s consensual!

    • just_change_it@lemmy.worldEnglish
      17·
      1 year ago

      Don’t forget Afganistan and Korea! We do so well when we go to places we are not welcome and do not have significant shared cultural ancestry from and try to get someone who likes us in there to run things.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
        33·
        1 year ago

        Or fighting, then eventually losing, in major international conflicts with modern weapons, technology, well trained armies, the best intelligence and endless resources against a country full of malnourished farmers and peasants with a stick and an AK47

    • Pxtl@lemmy.caEnglish
      12·
      1 year ago

      I mean yeah but Vietnam didn’t go great for the Vietnamese either. “The US is getting involved in your war” is bad even if you win because “dropped more bombs on your tiny Asian country than were dropped in all of WW2 and then gave up and withdrew” is a pretty goddamned Pyrrhic victory.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
        4·
        1 year ago

        Agreed … but if your options are death, destruction and subjugation … or fight endlessly until you get anything out of it … it’s a sight to behold how the Vietnamese even still exist today.

        A single lifetime might seem insignificant … but in the long run … even empires do fall.

    • Throwaway@lemm.eeEnglish
      96·
      1 year ago

      Was limited by politicians. We were trying to turn our military into police and that just doesn’t work.

    • verity_kindle@lemmy.worldMEnglish
      5·
      1 year ago

      I suspect Nuke’s already in a moldy basement cubicle there, trying to stay awake between presentations to the Joint Chiefs.

      • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lolOPEnglish
        9·
        1 year ago

        I’ve seen 4 PowerPoints already today. If I see a 5th I may just end it all right here. You’ll know if you get the Presidential Warning text.

  • riodoro1@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2411·
    1 year ago

    All those tax dollars could’ve given you a better healhcare and more of a functional society. And the middle east might have been better off without funding israel.

    • Vent@lemm.eeEnglish
      203·
      1 year ago

      America doesn’t need those tax dollars to fund better healthcare. Medicare for all would cost less than the current system does.

    • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lolOPEnglish
      173·
      1 year ago

      Shit take. American healthcare does NOT suffer from a lack of funding. The amount of money isn’t the problem. In fact, we pay more than what free healthcare for all would cost.

  • Car@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    12·
    1 year ago

    They’re going to need a new catchy name. OIF is out.

    Maybe Operation Gaza Rescue Expedition. We can get some OGRE coins and hats made up right now