Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoHow do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1682arrow-down123
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minus-squareZinklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·1 year agoSo help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image. It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.
minus-squareUmbrias@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoChest compressions >> new air Get a second person to help on breathing Get a third to make trading roles easier.
minus-squarenavi@lemmy.tespia.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoImagine it waking up and it slithering that tongue down into your stomach.
So help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image.
It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.
Chest compressions >> new air
Get a second person to help on breathing
Get a third to make trading roles easier.
Imagine it waking up and it slithering that tongue down into your stomach.
No thanks, I’m good
I double dare you