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minus-squareeezeebee@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up109arrow-down4·1 year agoImagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·1 year agoImagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone
minus-squarekn33@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·1 year ago Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone
minus-squareOsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down2·1 year agoImagine meeting the love of your life
minus-squarekibiz0r@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoImagine there’s no rest of the sentence. Then who was phone???
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year agoOh my god bear was phone! How can that be?
minus-squareTodesschnitzel@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoImagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out she breathes.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoImagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they’re a real living human being.
minus-squaredangblingus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·1 year agoGod I wish. I hate having novel length text conversations. Texting for one off quick or cute sentences. Telephone for detailed conversation.
minus-squarehelenslunch@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·edit-22 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoI’m not sure why but I dislike voice messages. Either text or just call
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minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThen you should call because I’m not listening to your voice message
minus-squarehelenslunch@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·edit-22 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI’m sorry but not happening, hope it wasn’t important
minus-squareMIDItheKID@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoMy voice mailbox is full and a refuse to empty it. If you want to leave me a message, send me a text.
minus-squareMIDItheKID@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoAhhh those. Yeah I’m fine with those. Text me the voicemail lol
minus-squareDowncount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down2·1 year agoImagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 year agoImagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThat’s how you get a bloated battery STD …
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoDamn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIdk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now. Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones. But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year agoIf you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted]. /s
minus-squareeezeebee@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThis voids the warranty, unfortunately
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoMeet the love of your life and then imagine taking
Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone
like thisImagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk
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Imagine there’s no rest of the sentence. Then who was phone???
Oh my god bear was phone! How can that be?
Whaaat is love??
Baby don’t hurt me…
Don’t hurt me, no more
Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out she breathes.
Red flag!!!
Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they’re a real living human being.
God I wish. I hate having novel length text conversations. Texting for one off quick or cute sentences. Telephone for detailed conversation.
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I’m not sure why but I dislike voice messages. Either text or just call
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Then you should call because I’m not listening to your voice message
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I’m sorry but not happening, hope it wasn’t important
My voice mailbox is full and a refuse to empty it. If you want to leave me a message, send me a text.
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Ahhh those. Yeah I’m fine with those. Text me the voicemail lol
Imagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this
Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…
That’s how you get a bloated battery STD …
Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔
Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.
Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.
But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.
If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].
/s
This voids the warranty, unfortunately
Meet the love of your life and then imagine taking