• AlataOrange@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Care about the environment? Gay!

    Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

    Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

    Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

    Truck too small? Gay!

    Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

    Where do we draw the line!!!

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      Care about the environment? Gay!

      Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

      Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

      Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

      Truck too small? Gay!

      Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

      One of those is not like the others…

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      Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

      I was with you until this part. The bigger the truck, the more heterosexual you are. Especially if the truck is super loud. Anything smaller than a Silverado and you’d probably consider having your ass penetrated.