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minus-squarephorq@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up136arrow-down3·11 months agoThat took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion…
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·11 months agoThey got me too for a few moments.
minus-squareZaphod@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoWhat’s a “dystopian amount of time”?
minus-squarephorq@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·11 months agoAn amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.
minus-squareXTornado@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-211 months agoIdk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.
minus-squareohlaph@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoHaha. I thought the same at first. Sounds about par tor the course.
minus-squarejava@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoSame. This is what makes this one brilliant.
That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion…
They got me too for a few moments.
What’s a “dystopian amount of time”?
An amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.
Idk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.
Haha. I thought the same at first. Sounds about par tor the course.
Same. This is what makes this one brilliant.