Sometimes god will also put benign bloody flesh tumors in your fucking uterus that will elevate your monthly cramps to near unbearable pain level & your bloodflow to levels of “Jesus christ do you need to go the hospital???”

But don’t worry. You will be told that it’s all just part of “being a woman” and that you’re being “emotional and dramatic” and that “every girl goes through this!”

…by doctors!

Being a grill is like living life on easy mode!